At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

At my next job, I'm gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Well, it seems like the key to escaping the office is not a corner office or a fancy title, but simply a fictional child! Who knew that the path to freedom was paved with imaginary offspring? Just make sure your “kid” doesn’t accidentally show up at the company picnic, or you’ll have some explaining to do!

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