Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.
  • Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.
  • “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.
  • If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.
  • My nickname in high school was “who?”