At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.
