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  • It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.
  • I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
  • It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
  • Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.
  • Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.
  • Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?