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  • I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.
  • Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.
  • Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.
  • If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.
  • I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.
  • I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.