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- Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
- Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
- I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
- Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
- I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
