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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Humorous text about forgetting someone before social media, playful and nostalgic vibe.

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Ah, the golden days when ignoring someone meant they practically vanished into thin air! 🙈💨 Social media has a way of keeping even the most forgettable acquaintances front and center in our lives. But hey, at least we can now keep up with their breakfast choices and pet antics, right? 🍳🐾 #GoodTimes, indeed!

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Just landed via TikTok:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Just landed via YouTube:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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