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  • When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”
  • Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.
  • Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
  • That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.
  • Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.