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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.