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Stretching my back isnโ€™t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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I donโ€™t even know what Iโ€™d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. Iโ€™d probably lose my cool.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they canโ€™t see.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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