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"Who needs to be normal when you can be fabulously weird? 🤪 Embrace your uniqueness and rock that quirktastic style! 🌟 Let your weird flag fly high – it's always in fashion! 🚩"

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21 shares on Discord this month:

Body by sandwich.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

91 shares on Threads this month:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Trending via Discord:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Just shared via Threads:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Going viral on YouTube:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Just shared via Messenger:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Spotted on Telegram:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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