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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.