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71 shares on Instagram this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

51 shares on Slack this month:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

15 shares on X this month:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

88 shares on Discord this month:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Trending via Snapchat:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Trending via Messenger:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Just landed via Reddit:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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