Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Swapping wine for whine since day one π·π€ #HealthyChoices Related funny posts π Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.