Breakfast is the most important beer of the day. Commentary:"Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast. Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.