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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Commentary:
"Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beer, breakfast, day, food, humor, important, morning, most on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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