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"Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial"

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Going viral on Slack:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Just landed via TikTok:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Just shared via Reddit:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Going viral on Discord:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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