By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt. Commentary:"Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system. I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.” The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January. Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip. I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
