By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.” 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system. We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.
