Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situati… Commentary:"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth? They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful. Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer. You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you. My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”