Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! π΄π π #PlotTwist" Related Funny Posts π€ My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.” Oh, youβre in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth? They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful. Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then youβve basically experienced all dating has to offer. You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesnβt like you.