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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Commentary:
"Sure, you can be the speaker! Just remember, the key is to talk a lot without really saying anything… Like a politician on double speed! 🗣️💬😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, good, humor, i, nonsense, pretty, saying, speaker, talking, wit on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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