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"Sure, you can be the speaker! Just remember, the key is to talk a lot without really saying anything… Like a politician on double speed! 🗣️💬😄"

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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2 months ago

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90 shares on TikTok this month:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

73 shares on Slack this month:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

37 shares on X this month:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

70 shares on Messenger this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Being awake is the worst.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Just shared via Pinterest:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Seen just now on Discord:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Just landed via TikTok:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Breaking via TikTok:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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