Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.
  • Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.
  • Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
  • I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
  • I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.
  • You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.