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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

10 shares on X this month:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

19 shares on Instagram this month:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

69 shares on Discord this month:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Just landed via Discord:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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