Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. Posted on15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sure, you can be the speaker! Just remember, the key is to talk a lot without really saying anything… Like a politician on double speed! 🗣️💬😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system. Speaker phone in public should be illegal.