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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?