Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. Commentary:"Sure, you can be the speaker! Just remember, the key is to talk a lot without really saying anything… Like a politician on double speed! 🗣️💬😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!” I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK. When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger. My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”