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  • On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.
  • I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.
  • Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.
  • Tested positive for being single af
  • I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.
  • I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.