Can’t, holding a grudge. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, can't go to the 'Forgiveness Workshop'… too busy holding a grudge 😏🙅♂️ #GrudgeLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge? I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day. In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it. I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.