Can’t, holding a grudge. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCan’t, holding a grudge. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.