Can’t, holding a grudge. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, can't go to the 'Forgiveness Workshop'… too busy holding a grudge 😏🙅♂️ #GrudgeLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge? A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day. In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it. I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are. I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.