Canโt, Iโm raging against the machine. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time to give my toaster a piece of my mind! ๐ฅ๐ค๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Sorry Iโm late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. I learned that when dogs lean against you itโs their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine. Iโm convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.