Canβt, Iβm raging against the machine. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time to give my toaster a piece of my mind! π₯π€π Related funny posts π My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him itβs okay to bathe with the toaster. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Please respond to my telepathic messages. A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one. It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’