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  • When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.
  • I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.
  • Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.
  • Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?
  • Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.
  • Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.