Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
- Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
- I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.