Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat. Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.