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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.