Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart. Commentary:"Commas are like garlic in a recipe 🧄💕, sprinkle them liberally and trust your heart to add that perfect flavor to your writing! ✍️📜" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult. Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with. Garlic bread is my therapist now.