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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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"Commas are like garlic in a recipe 🧄💕, sprinkle them liberally and trust your heart to add that perfect flavor to your writing! ✍️📜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comma, commas, creativity, food, garlic, heart, humor, measure, writing on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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