Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Commas are like garlic in a recipe 🧄💕, sprinkle them liberally and trust your heart to add that perfect flavor to your writing! ✍️📜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult. Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?