Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommas are like garlic, you measure with your heart. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.