Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCompanies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.” Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!