Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppConfuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day. Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.