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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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"Want to make your doctor break out in a cold sweat? Put on rubber gloves the next time you're at your checkup ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜‚ Just imagine the look on their face as they try to figure out if it's a secret signal for an impromptu surgical procedure!"



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