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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?