Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Living la vida taco!

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.