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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.