Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite color is money.
  • The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
  • I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.
  • Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
  • The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
  • The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.