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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”