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- Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.
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- Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
- Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.