Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
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"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜‚ Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’˜ #TakingItSlowAndSteady"

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