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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two y…

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two y…

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"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apps, charged, consider, dating, even, falling, friendship, humor, i, least, love, me, need, never, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension, weird, work on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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