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69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

38 shares on Slack this month:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

31 shares on Threads this month:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

76 shares on X this month:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

46 shares on WeChat this month:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Spotted on Messenger:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Spotted on YouTube:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Just landed via YouTube:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Keep the laugh going 😂

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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