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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.