Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home? … Commentary:"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶♂️🤔" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day. I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.