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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Oh, poor Mercury, always catching the blame for retrograde! 🪐 Next time, let's check in with the cosmic bodies before casting our astrological frustrations. Maybe Mercury just needs a hug and some retrograde appreciation! 🌌 #CosmicConsiderations

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, astrology, being, ever, feelings, humor, Mercury, only, perspective, reflection, retrograde, self-centered, stop, think, yourself on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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