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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.