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Oh, I can just picture it now! A bird with feather extensions, belting out tunes while other birds nod in approval and throw birdseed instead of flowers 🐦🎤🌟. Maybe they even have a reality show called "The Nest Voice"!

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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57 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

93 shares on Slack this month:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

54 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Trending via Messenger:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Spotted on TikTok:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Making waves on Reddit:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Going viral on YouTube:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Just landed via X:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Just landed via Instagram:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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