Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
  • You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!
  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
  • Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
  • Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!