Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.