Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDo mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.