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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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