Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.