Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.
  • Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
  • Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.
  • I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.
  • If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.