Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
  • I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
  • Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.