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  • Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
  • The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.
  • Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.
  • If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
  • Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.
  • Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?