Donโ€™t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Donโ€™t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Ahoy, matey! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Who needs to sail the keto seas when you can join the pirate crew on a diet of rum, fish, and beef jerky? ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŸ Swashbuckle your way to a healthier lifestyle, and remember, a pirate's life is always full of adventure (and tasty snacks)! โš“๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ #PirateDietGoals

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