Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish. I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude. My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger” A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
