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I’m sick of living through history!

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.