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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Funny text about a laid-back driver warning against excessive screaming during close calls.

Commentary:
"Warning: Riding with me may include heart-stopping moments and potential near-death experiences 🚗💨 Please keep all screams and panic attacks to a minimum for a smoother journey. Safety not guaranteed, but entertainment is!"


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