Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.