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  • I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.
  • I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
  • For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.
  • I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  • Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.
  • I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.