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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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"Warning: Riding with me may include heart-stopping moments and potential near-death experiences 🚗💨 Please keep all screams and panic attacks to a minimum for a smoother journey. Safety not guaranteed, but entertainment is!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, danger, die, drive, every, humor, let, me, relationship, road, road trip, scream, time, trip on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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