Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
  • Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
  • I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
  • If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.