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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.