Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter. Commentary:"Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.
