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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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17 shares on Slack this month:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

32 shares on Threads this month:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

16 shares on Discord this month:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Trending via Messenger:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Just landed via Twitch:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Just shared via Facebook:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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