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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.