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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?