Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
  • Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.
  • At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
  • I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.
  • God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.