Eating watermelon and minding my own business. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just here, living my best life between watermelon bites ππ Related Funny Posts π€ Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business. Unpopular activity: minding your own business. Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night. Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout. I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.