Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppElevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever. Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.