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"Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? 🎥😄 You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! 🤣👽 #MovieMagic"

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41 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

76 shares on Slack this month:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

45 shares on Slack this month:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

48 shares on X this month:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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Getting road rage alone in my house.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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