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"Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? 🎥😄 You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! 🤣👽 #MovieMagic"

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46 shares on Telegram this month:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

94 shares on Discord this month:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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