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Itโ€™s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying โ€œI think itโ€™s so brave that youโ€™re hereโ€.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today Iโ€™m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Iโ€™m sorry that Iโ€™m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, Iโ€™d be a different person.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and donโ€™t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless itโ€™s me doing it.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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"Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ˜„ You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #MovieMagic"



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