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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.