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75 shares on YouTube this month:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Just landed via Telegram:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Just shared via Discord:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Shared recently on X:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Spotted on TikTok:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Spotted on WeChat:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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