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34 shares on X this month:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

They expect me to work at work.

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

They expect me to work at work.

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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