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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.