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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Going viral on YouTube:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Spotted on Snapchat:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Just shared via Telegram:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Breaking via Threads:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Making waves on Twitch:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Trending via WeChat:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Just landed via Threads:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Jan 21, 2025

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Just landed via Threads:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Spotted on Slack:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Seen just now on YouTube:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Reported on WhatsApp:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Trending via Slack:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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