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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Reported on Facebook:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Making waves on X:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Going viral on Facebook:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Going viral on Messenger:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Going viral on Reddit:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Trending via TikTok:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Live now on Facebook:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Jan 27, 2025

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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"Ah, the classic 'make-it-worse-before-it-gets-better' strategy, a bold move indeed! 🍹 At least your drink will keep you company through the storm clouds of melancholy ☁️. Chin up, cheers to finding the silver lining at the bottom of the glass! 🥂"

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Freshly posted on X:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Going viral on Threads:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Going viral on TikTok:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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