Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.
  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.
  • Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.