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  • If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.
  • The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?
  • Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.
  • When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
  • Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.
  • My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.