Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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🎅📸 “Looks like Santa’s lap isn’t just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you’re having fun, or maybe when you’re on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo”

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