French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. Posted onJun 17, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFrench fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
