French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.” Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
