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You are the Monday of my life.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.