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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.
Jan 18, 2025
Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.
Jan 18, 2025
I've already picked out my sweatpants for New Year's Eve.
Jan 18, 2025
You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?
Jan 18, 2025
I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I'm hanging is straight.
Jan 18, 2025
British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”
Jan 18, 2025
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.
Jan 18, 2025
I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
Jan 18, 2025