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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Spotted on Messenger:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Reported on Reddit:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Just landed via Snapchat:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Just shared via WeChat:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Live now on Threads:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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