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  • I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

    Commentary:
    ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿก "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" ๐Ÿ˜„