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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Going viral on Discord:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Going viral on Instagram:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Spotted on Slack:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Trending via Instagram:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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55 shares on Reddit this month:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

32 shares on X this month:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Trending via Slack:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Freshly posted on X:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Shared recently on Discord:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Trending via TikTok:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Seen just now on X:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Shared recently on Slack:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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