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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Trending via YouTube:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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"Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Spotted on Threads:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Seen just now on Discord:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Seen just now on Slack:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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