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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Making waves on Snapchat:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Trending via TikTok:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Trending via YouTube:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Going viral on WeChat:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

69 shares on Instagram this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Just landed via X:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Going bananas on YouTube:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Spotted on X:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Live now on Snapchat:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Going viral on WeChat:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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